A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

(via walkoffthemoonwithme)

If I only had a heart

—My cold emotionless being

For My Birthday This Year, I'm Giving All Of My Music Away For Free



imageSo it’s that time of year again. When New York City is so humid it makes people want to cry. When every movie released costs at least $100 million and involves the destruction of a major metropolitan area. When the idea of living without air conditioning for 5 seconds sounds like a fate worse…

Jesse Ruben is FANTASTIC. I saw him in Louisville a couple of years ago, and he was great. Go listen to him, you guys!! 

I don’t feel right.