When eating, it takes 20 minutes for your body to realize it’s full.  That means you have 20 minutes to get as much amazingly yummy food shoveled into your mouth before that traitor of a body tries to stop you.  Gogogo!

(via mildlyamused)


I feel like team rocket could have made bank if, instead of repeatedly failing to steal a rather common Pokémon from a prepubescent boy, they had meowth run a “teach your Pokémon to say things other than its own goddamn name” class and charged for admission

(via rainebo)


do you ever see a person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”

(Source: bromoyed, via janeaustenisdead)

Guns hidden under our petticoats.

Guns hidden under our petticoats.