Ramblings

hokeyfright:

it’s called the xbox one because it’s been one week since you looked at me cocked your head to the side and said i’m angry five days since you laughed at me saying get that together come back and see me three days since the living room i realized it’s all my fault but couldn’t tell you

(via maryalidu)

• Someone: *posts a picture of a woman in a bikini* She's got nice legs.
• Tumblr: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD OBJECTIFY A WOMAN IN THIS WAY YES SHE HAS LEGS SO DO MEN THEY'RE FOR WALKING NOT FOR YOUR PLEASURE DELETE YOUR TUMBLR AND DIE
• Someone: *posts a picture of a man in his underwear* He's got nice legs.
• Tumblr: *collective swoon* I'D RUB MY FACE ON HIM WHAT A CHEST GOSH HE'S BEAUTIFUL LET ME TOUCH HIM I WANT THOSE LEGS WRAPPED AROUND MY HEAD

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

(via justarepost)